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Friday, September 11 2015

My robot died! My robot died!
Oh, how can I go on?
Who will clean my room today?
And who will mow the lawn?

Who will take out all the trash?
Oh, who will feed the cat?
Who will clean the litter box,
and nasty stuff like that?

Who will comb my scruffy hair?
Or who will floss my teeth?
Who will make my messy bed,
and clean it underneath?

I oiled and shined his metal parts.
I fed him lots of grease.
But, alas, my robot died today.
So long, pal…rust in peace!

© Shane D. Williams

Posted by: Shane D. Williams AT 01:29 pm   |  Permalink   |  3 Comments  |  Email
Posted by lily on 05/25/2016 - 07:38 AM
Gud one
Posted by madiha on 09/23/2016 - 08:16 AM
haha! Rust in peace! good one shane D. williams! jajajajajajaja!
Posted by Teo.B on 04/16/2020 - 02:34 AM

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