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Friday, September 11 2015

The H-word is offensive!
The H-word makes me cry!
My mommy said the H-word,
oh why, oh why, oh why?!

I do not like the H-word,
and neither do my peers!
My teacher said the H-word,
I can’t believe my ears!

The H-word is improper!
I will not say it! Nope!
My daddy said the H-word,
he should wash his mouth with soap!

“The H-word helps your learning.”
Well, I think that’s just absurd!
My Homework doesn’t help at all!!!
Oh snap! I said the H-word!

© Shane D. Williams

Posted by: Shane D. Williams AT 01:16 pm   |  Permalink   |  2 Comments  |  Email
Comments:
This is a very funny poem. my daughter (aged 7) loved it and used it in a presentation at school. ofcourse I made sure she acknowledged the author :) keep writing!
Posted by Rose on 11/01/2015 - 08:24 PM
I love this and I am using it in school.thank you
Posted by Rebecca on 03/14/2017 - 12:14 PM

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