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Wednesday, April 30 2014

Sometimes I wear it curly,
Sometimes I wear it straight.
No matter what I do with it,
My hair looks really great.

Sometimes I add a blue barrette,
Sometimes, a purple bow.
Sometimes I add conditioner
To really make it flow.

Sometimes I like it hot pink,
With glitter and some charms,
But Mom just rolls her eyes and groans,
"Sue! Shave your underarms!"

© Shane D. Williams

Posted by: Shane D. Williams AT 01:00 pm   |  Permalink   |  1 Comment  |  Email
I made up a big brother Todd. I think he is odd: Hamburgers and pizzas he loves! While I prefer tripe When it's lukewarm and ripe Which I eat wearing thick rubber gloves
Posted by shyann on 04/06/2013 - 08:13 PM

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