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Friday, December 30 2016

I'm a brave little monster
But one thing I dread—
At night, there's a kid
Up on top of my bed.

Mom says kids aren't real,
That it's all in my head.
Perhaps she should try
Sleeping in here instead.

I can hear that kid breathing

All during the night.
Sometimes I hear growling
That fills me with fright.

I've heard kids are hornless,
And not very hairy,
With only two eyeballs—
Now that's pretty scary!

Some have metal teeth
That they grind with their jaws,
While others have glitter
And paint on their claws!

Dad says I'm a wimp,
And it's all in my head.
Perhaps he should come
And get eaten instead.

I'm a brave little monster,
But one thing I dread
Is that darn creepy kid
That's on top of my bed.

© Shane D. Williams

Posted by: Shane D. Williams AT 03:50 am   |  Permalink   |  8 Comments  |  Email
Posted by bhakti on 09/07/2012 - 03:00 AM
very funny
Posted by ailly on 09/17/2012 - 08:51 AM
Posted by Rianna on 09/19/2012 - 02:08 AM
Posted by mackenzie on 09/24/2012 - 02:23 AM
Posted by Jesseca on 01/19/2013 - 04:21 PM
Posted by BROOKE on 05/21/2014 - 09:45 PM
I think you did very well on this poem instead of the monster scaring kids. The kids scare them.
Posted by K'lee on 04/06/2015 - 12:55 PM
This poem is very cute and warms my heart. It is funny in a way that kids are afraid of monsters, and monsters are afraid of kids.
Posted by Brightyn on 04/28/2020 - 02:22 PM

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