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Tuesday, March 25 2014

I cannot write a poem.
Is that really such a crime?
I don't have any rhythm,
And I don't know how to rhyme!

I cannot write a poem.
It’s just something I can’t do!
I don’t know how to write one,
I just haven’t got a clue!

I cannot write a poem.
So stop telling me I should!
If I could write a poem, well
Believe me folks, I would!

© Shane D Williams

Posted by: Shane D. Williams AT 10:04 am   |  Permalink   |  4 Comments  |  Email
i liked it
Posted by Sammy on 08/17/2012 - 12:09 AM
Posted by KEAUNDER GRAY on 11/29/2012 - 07:58 AM
Can I recite your poem for my school's poetry slam?
Posted by Eric on 03/25/2014 - 06:22 PM
sorry to say you kinda just wrote one... it was very good though!
Posted by Steven Hughes on 07/13/2014 - 09:10 AM

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