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Friday, December 30 2016

The Gorillagator is strange as can be.
He can swim in a swamp, or climb up a tree.

He may eat an antelope – perhaps a banana.
He can live in the Congo or Louisiana.

He might pound his chest. He might swish his tail.
Will he need to adapt?  Will this creature prevail?

He weighs half a ton; count his teeth - 89.
He’s strong, mean and fast – yeah, I think he’ll be fine.

© Shane D. Williams

Posted by: Shane D. Williams AT 03:49 pm   |  Permalink   |  0 Comments  |  Email
Friday, September 11 2015

A dork parade! A dork parade!
The people point and gawk.
It’s not a dork parade you guys,
It’s just our family walk!

© Shane D. Williams

Posted by: Shane D. Williams AT 01:01 pm   |  Permalink   |  1 Comment  |  Email
Monday, November 24 2014

I am the spider

That “sat down beside her,

And frightened Miss Muffet away.”

It just isn’t so!

Would you like to know

What really transpired that day?

It’s true I was there,

But I sure didn’t scare

Miss Muffet, though that’s what she said.

I have been framed!

Untruthfully blamed!

I witnessed what happened instead:

Little Miss Muffet

Sat on a tuffet

And stared at her curds and whey…

Then with a dash,

Threw it all in the trash,

And ran to the nearest buffet!

© Shane D. Williams

Posted by: Shane D. Williams AT 02:30 pm   |  Permalink   |  4 Comments  |  Email
Tuesday, March 25 2014

I cannot write a poem.
Is that really such a crime?
I don't have any rhythm,
And I don't know how to rhyme!

I cannot write a poem.
It’s just something I can’t do!
I don’t know how to write one,
I just haven’t got a clue!

I cannot write a poem.
So stop telling me I should!
If I could write a poem, well
Believe me folks, I would!

© Shane D Williams

Posted by: Shane D. Williams AT 10:04 am   |  Permalink   |  4 Comments  |  Email
Tuesday, March 04 2014

A dog and a watermelon fell in love.
Romance was in the air.
Everybody thought it strange
But the couple didn’t care.

So in the spring they married,
And it filled their lives with joy.
And before too long,  yep sure enough
They had a baby boy.

But this poor little fellow, well
He’s always sad, by golly…
But what do you expect, my friends?
He is a Melon Collie.

© Shane D. Williams

Posted by: Shane D. Williams AT 07:22 pm   |  Permalink   |  0 Comments  |  Email
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