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Tuesday, March 25 2014

I cannot write a poem.
Is that really such a crime?
I don't have any rhythm,
And I don't know how to rhyme!

I cannot write a poem.
It’s just something I can’t do!
I don’t know how to write one,
I just haven’t got a clue!

I cannot write a poem.
So stop telling me I should!
If I could write a poem, well
Believe me folks, I would!

© Shane D Williams

Posted by: Shane D. Williams AT 10:04 am   |  Permalink   |  4 Comments  |  Email
Tuesday, March 04 2014

A dog and a watermelon fell in love.
Romance was in the air.
Everybody thought it strange
But the couple didn’t care.

So in the spring they married,
And it filled their lives with joy.
And before too long,  yep sure enough
They had a baby boy.

But this poor little fellow, well
He’s always sad, by golly…
But what do you expect, my friends?
He is a Melon Collie.

© Shane D. Williams

Posted by: Shane D. Williams AT 07:22 pm   |  Permalink   |  0 Comments  |  Email
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