A dog and a watermelon fell in love.
Romance was in the air.
Everybody thought it strange
But the couple didn’t care.
So in the spring they married,
And it filled their lives with joy.
And before too long, yep sure enough
They had a baby boy.
But this poor little fellow, well
He’s always sad, by golly…
But what do you expect, my friends?
He is a Melon Collie.
© Shane D. Williams