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Monday, November 24 2014

I am the spider

That “sat down beside her,

And frightened Miss Muffet away.”

It just isn’t so!

Would you like to know

What really transpired that day?

It’s true I was there,

But I sure didn’t scare

Miss Muffet, though that’s what she said.

I have been framed!

Untruthfully blamed!

I witnessed what happened instead:

Little Miss Muffet

Sat on a tuffet

And stared at her curds and whey…

Then with a dash,

Threw it all in the trash,

And ran to the nearest buffet!

© Shane D. Williams

Posted by: Shane D. Williams AT 02:30 pm   |  Permalink   |  4 Comments  |  Email
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