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Over 50 side-splitting poems that will have you smiling, giggling and laughing out loud! Filled with funny twists, witty word-play and a host of mixed up characters, this collection is a must have for kids and adults who love to laugh!
All books ordered from will be signed by the author!

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Things are pleasant in the little town of Quiet! until Mel Beezer discovers he's allergic to his own sneezes! Blending wit and humor with lively imagery, The Endless Achoo! is a delightfully clever tale that is sure to become a bedtime favorite with children and parents alike.All books ordered from will be signed by the author!


In honor of Shane's very popular poem entitled "Nothing", we are excited to announce the release of our newest product for sale on - nothing! Our nothing is made from the purest nothing we couldn't find. No added anything or something! Just 100% pure nothing! It's just like flushing your money down the toilet... only better! 

Here are just a few reasons why you should buy nothing today:

- Order online and receive nothing instantly!

- Easy to store and takes up literally no space!

- Environmentally safe and pet friendly!

- No hidden value!

- 100% authentic!

- No batteries or assembly required!

- Makes a great gift!

Don't delay and buy nothing today!

What are you going to be for Halloween?
 You'll never know
 None of your business
 Stop asking questions
 A Ghost

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