In honor of Shane's very popular poem entitled "Nothing", we are excited to announce the release of our newest product for sale on shanedwilliams.com - nothing! Our nothing is made from the purest nothing we couldn't find. No added anything or something! Just 100% pure nothing! It's just like flushing your money down the toilet... only better!
Here are just a few reasons why you should buy nothing today:
- Order online and receive nothing instantly!
- Easy to store and takes up literally no space!
- Environmentally safe and pet friendly!
- No hidden value!
- 100% authentic!
- No batteries or assembly required!
- Makes a great gift!
Don't delay and buy nothing today!